by Glen Lemmert
This is the first adventure of Not Sally as she reveals clues to solve the mystery. This adventure is not for everyone. It does contain silliness, more than a normal obsession with the sound a duck makes, inside jokes and an occasional lack of cohesion. At no time were any septapi, platypus, or other semi aquatic poisonous egg laying mammals harmed in the writing of this story. Also, at no time while writing, editing (ha) or pondering what happens next was anyone involved wearing mukluks. So...