A Month Overdue
Mr.Santa comes home one night, and his wife – Monica throws her arms around his neck and says “I have great news, I ‘m a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
The next day, Mrs.Santa receives a telephone call from PPC (Punjab Power Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
Am I speaking to Mr.Santa?
Yes, speaking… This is his wife Mrs Santa.
PPC Guy: “Ok great… you’re a month overdue, you know!”
Monica: “How do you know?”
PPC Guy: Well, ma’am, its in our files!
Monica: What are you saying? Its in your files, How come?
PPC Guy: Yes, We have a system of finding out who’s overdue
Monica: GOD!!!!!!, this is too much.
PPC Guy: Madam, I am sorry, I am following orders, I have to inform you, that you are overdue! Monica: I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow.
That night, she tells Santa about it, and Santa mad as a bull, rushes to PPC office the next day morning. Santa (Angry): What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?
PPC Lady Receptionist: Just calm down sir, it’s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us. Santa: Pay you? and what if I refuse?
PPC Lady Receptionist: Well, in that case, sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.
Santa: How dare you? What do you think would my wife do then?
PPC Lady Receptionist: I don’t know. I guess, she would have to use candle!!!
Santa faints!!
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