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Santa The smart Driver

Santa, who survived in a tragic accident which caused the death of 50 people on his way to Bangalore from Chennai, was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.

Here is the Interrogation:

Police: Mr Santa, Can you elaborate what happened all 50 people die because of your rash and reckless driving?Santa: I was driving at 120kmph. I saw two men crossing the road and on the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had to make a choice. Either hit the two men or run into the wedding ceremony.

Police: Then you should have horned violently or at extreme case should have gone with option of hitting the two men of course to reduce big loss!

Santa: Exactly, Me too thought the same. But after hitting one man, the other man began running towards the wedding ceremony.

Police: So, what did you do?

Santa: I drove following him to the wedding ceremony!