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Black Sheep White Sheep

A TV Reporter to a Disgusting Farmer.

TV Reporter: What do you feed to your Sheep?

 Farmer: Which one black sheep or white sheep?

 TV Reporter: To black Sheep..

 Farmer: I feed it with grass.

 TV Reporter: And to the white sheep?

 Farmer: Same.. I feed it with grass.

TV Reporter: Where do you tie these Sheep?

 Farmer: Which one black sheep or white sheep?

 TV Reporter: Black Sheep..

 Farmer: I tie it to a pole near my shed.

 TV Reporter: And to the white sheep?

 Farmer: To the same pole where I tie the black one.

TV Reporter: How often do you trim these sheep?

 Farmer: Which one black sheep or white sheep?

 TV Reporter: Black Sheep..

 Farmer: I trim it every two months.

 TV Reporter: And to the white sheep?

 Farmer: On the same day I trim the black sheep.

Reporter gets mad by disgusting farmer and asks

 TV Reporter: You Moron! When you are treating both the sheep same then why are you asking for every question whether the white one or black?

 Farmer: Because the black sheep is mine.

 TV Reporter: And what about the white sheep?

 Farmer:   It is also Mine!!