Dear Willie,
We have been married for twelve years and the magic has gone out of our relationship. Can you suggest anything to re-ignite the spark?
Yours,
Ricky, Inverness
Dear Ricky,
What you must understand is that the marital shenanigans is constantly evolving. What kept your granny and grandpa happy just won’t do for the modern couple. What I would suggest is that you get down to the library and get yourself one o’ those manual things with all the latest grips and holds. That should do the trick.
Willie