Willie's Wisdom by Gurmeet Mattu - HTML preview

PARTY DRESS

Dear Willie,

I am thinking of joining the Communist Party as I think that communism is due to be fashionable again.

Unfortunately although I have blue and black above-the-knee party dresses, I do not have a Communist Party dress and none of the stores seem to stock them. Do you have any suggestions?

Barbara, Tx

Dear Barbara,

I think you should reappraise your new-found passion for communism as their parties are inevitably dull with endless discussions about the oppression of the proletariat which will no doubt bore a towering intellect such as yours. But to answer your question, any well-worn dress, dyed red, will do the job.

Willie