SOMA: The Meme Dump by Jesse Yules - HTML preview

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SOMA | The Meme Dump

LEVON

Eeeeeeaah!

Levon pushes his way into the crowd of dog fans.

NICK

It’s temporary, you maniac! We need your criminal history to be authentic! The hiphop industry has been pulling this trick for decades!

LEVON

You’re gonna get me sodomized...

NICK

This isn’t fucking Kingston Pen, Levon! It’s medium security. A fucking country club. Certainly a step from the squat you've been living in. And your compensation will be waiting for you on the outside. I've got your back on this, buddy!

Levon is finding it difficult to move through the crowd.

NICK

You’re acting very unprofessional. What happened to my smooth criminal? Risking jail, growing drugs outdoors, in a major city? The only difference now is that you’re under MemeTrade protection!

And your compensation is guaranteed!

LEVON

I don’t care about money...

NICK

Wake the fuck up, Levon! You’re homeless! You pick up shit for a living.

LEVON

I have a home... and a business... and a girlfriend... somewhere.