SOMA: The Meme Dump by Jesse Yules - HTML preview

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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Levon!

LEVON

Can we settle up? You owe me two weeks pay. Plus the ounce of Soma I gave you last week. And I’ll need my wrestling gear!

Levon paces around the kitchen stuffing leftover party food into his pockets.

SARAH

Bro. Can we smoke a bowl before we start horse trading? I can’t even think. Yeah?

LEVON

Pssh! Dude’s calling me over and over, Sarah! Shit’s frigged.

Probably wrapped his car around a tree and came to his senses.

SARAH

Yeah, yeah, okay! I’ll give you the money I have. Turn around for a second.

LEVON

What for?

SARAH

Turn around, please and thank you. I need to access the vault.

Yeah?

Levon turns his back to Sarah. Sarah reaches into her panties and pulls out several crumpled bills.

SARAH

Okay. I have… Thirtyfive bones.

LEVON

That’s all?

SARAH

Yeah. I bought birthday beer.