SOMA: The Meme Dump by Jesse Yules - HTML preview

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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Who are you taking to?

NICK

My assistant.

LEVON

I’m not lookin’ to hurt anyone, you know.

NICK

Look at my fuckin’ leg, LB.

LEVON

...

NICK

I guess I got off lucky, though. You could have had a gun. Pop a cap in my ass for busting in on your drug lair, eh?

LEVON

Pssh. I’m just starting out. Just trying to build, like, a customer base?

While I save up spores and mycelium for mass production?

NICK

Mycelium’s a cool word. That should be your gangster name. Your secret identity.

Nick speaks into his phone.

NICK

LeoNard, indie gangster secret identity: The Mycelium. Urban mushroom farmer.

Nick examines the mushroom cluster he found in his house once more.

NICK

So if I ate these I’d get pretty fucked up?

LEVON