He had yet, any course, to really ‘tame’ (None of them were ready, to ‘say his name’!) They were the picture of beauty in a frame But had no respect for a ‘weak game’
The traps, the ruffs, the water hazards were a ‘crew’ That worked together, to place your game ‘in the loo’! Turning your world to shades of blue
Every golfer ‘runs the gauntlet’! (Nothing new).
This course always seemed to ‘enjoy a meal’ Of any golfer who seemed to feel
That, to par, he could easily wheel and deal (Prepare for a shock, from this ‘green eel’!)
It’s a course’s ‘job’ to resist
A golfer’s ‘advances’, ‘til he desists.
Long enough, and he’d get the gist
That he’d soon be added to the ‘Quitters List’!
Think well, BEFORE you approach the tee That first swing may START OFF with glee But will that feeling continue? (We’ll see) Won’t be long before your confidence flees!