Wherever golfers go, they’re followed by the ‘files’ Of people on the course, (in two big ‘piles’).
A dangerous place to be. (On either side of the’green aisle’ That little, fast moving white ball, could ‘lay you up’ for weeks!
No doubt, many-a-ball, have found a ‘port’
In the mouths of spectators, where they were ‘caught’! (At best, they were a few teeth short!)
(At worst, their memories ‘were nought’!)
Those in the crowd could pay a heavy ‘cost’ As golf balls weren’t the only things that were tossed! Broken clubs, from frustrated players who lost When their play was ‘bitten’ harshly by ‘frost’!
At ‘talkative onlookers’, they could often be rude Making remarks that were vile and crude!
Whenever players get in this mood
Don’t take it personally. (Anger can make one lewd)!
This is something that many don’t grasp Why players sometimes bite like asps! They’re trying hard, this game to grasp But sometimes need their knuckles ‘rasped’!