Not difficult to get. (As his golf game was frigid). Especially since his stance was so rigid
(Perhaps, due to back in school, being told not to fidget).
Why were his shots so attracted to tree trunks?
Perhaps he played with too much spunk.
But even so, he was no ‘lunk’
Even though many thought he played like a drunk!
He wanted to ‘grow’ his game. (But the ‘ground was fallow’).
With his current techniques, the chances were narrow. If only he could hit the ball straight as an arrow
Then he wouldn’t be ‘chasing’ terrified sparrows!
All the good games he had, appeared to be flukes The mere thought of it, made him want to puke! But to him, none-the-less, the point was moot
Because he gave the impression, he was ‘Golf’s Duke’!
This game was a ‘real tease’. (Par…it loved to dangle). But he had to fight for them. (Each needed to be wrangled). Sometimes it was a ‘knot’, too big untangle
He needed to master ALL of the game’s angles!