No ‘Hazers’ Allowed!

This game had much to teach him. (He was STILL a ‘child’). Compared to others, his golf game was mild.
He didn’t see it, though. (Thought it was ‘wild’!) Though his competitors were successful, ‘his number, to dial’!

He needed a strong dose of reality. (Perhaps a ‘tazer’). He didn’t need someone giving a false assessment. (Not a ‘glazer’!)
Neither someone spewing unrealistic goals. (A ‘hazer’!) Time better spent ‘chewing the basics’ like a ‘grazer’

The number one spot….he was on it’s trail> This had to be something he was sure to ‘nail’. Many treacherous obstacles he’d have to assail (Especially the club membership dues, he got in mail!)

A round of golf, was his favorite ‘dish’
And winning that round, was simply ‘delish!” But if he had a bad game. (If the round was ‘offish’) He’d stink up the course, like week-old fish!

He liked the look of his clubs. (Long and slender) With a good follow-through, a great shot was rendered. The by-product of this? (Opponents put in the ‘blender!’) Their ‘hard mouths’ were then turned real ‘tender’!