A Supposedly Posthumous Fun ...... by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Edward Drobinski

Copyright © 2018 by Edward Drobinski

All rights reserved

For David Foster Wallace; R.I.P.

Copyright © 2018 by Edward Drobinski

Well within the imagined constraints regarding the precise precision of impressiveness, all spurious and soon to be overstated rights are supposedly reserved as a result of the confines of the US law which provides a modicum of protection to writers; strongly encouraging plagiarism.

Though it invariably will be the case, this section is customarily mandated to say in sad futility that no part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means except those so authorized, including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the author, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in the course of writing a review; limited to one of the laudatory type.Sincere thanks is extended to those who have allowed this time-saving boilerplate to be copied under a spurious CCO

license.

The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Comprende? In fact they are so obviously fictitious that any attempt to assert otherwise would have to be the mercenary ploy of some lazy, non-productive crook or crooks, aided and abetted by an otherwise unemployed chiseler or chiselers, as yet un-dismissed from the less than diligent bar. Any fancied apparent similarity to real persons is not intended by the author insofar as the author can conjure every possible archetype and their subdivisions upon subdivisions upon subdivisions ....... and is either a coincidence or the product of your own sick and troubled imagination; perhaps most practically suggestive of an intensification in treatment and dosage.

Where the names of real places, corporations, institutions, and public figures may be projected onto made up stuff, they are intended to denote only such said made up stuff, not anything presently real as of the time of this entirely conjectural writing.

I hope that you are one of those blessed with common sense, thereby being one who did not bother to read this obligatory absurdity.

Portions have previously appeared in the following; non-contentious Goodreads blogs and threads, Horror Sleaze Trash, and e-mails addressed to my mother.