The Last of the Neanderthals

by Jonathan Pidduck

The third and final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror series. Matilda spent the last ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, and have chosen as their battleground the pubs and sex-shops of the seaside town of Margate. With Georgia in pursuit, and frisky pensioners Maurice and Elsie are following along...