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Novelty Recipes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

Bus Driver Survival Kit

 

Tootsie roll - so you can "roll" down the highway

 

Sponge - to soak up the rain, so you don't have to drive in it

 

Mounds - for the mounds of miles that you drive

 

Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost

 

Gem - to remind you that you are carrying precious cargo

 

Aspirin - take two every day

 

Cotton Ball - to cushion those rough roads

 

Rubberbands - for when your patience is stretched

 

Tums - for all the nervous stomachs

 

Mirror - to remind you how important you are. Cheerleader Survival Kit