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Inside it print: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with someone you love.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Also inside the card put two tea bags.

DONUT SEEDS

Take a baggie and put Cheerios or some other cereal that looks like a donut in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
Saying has two sides.
FRONT SIDE:
DONUT SEEDS NEW HYBRID

Grow your own donut bush.
Planting instructions on back of package.
BACK SIDE: HOW TO GROW
Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole, five feet apart in any type of soil.
When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet. FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole. GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants
fail to grow in five years- Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund.

GOTCHA, INC. DONUT GROWERS

 

Dustpan Cookies

 

You need a clean new dustpan, a batch of your favorite cookies with some of them broken. Put the cookies on the dustpan, with the