
Turkey Poop
You invited me to dinner with your family and your friends. You didn't say I was the main dish. For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!
Place a handful of coffee beans or chocolate-covered coffee beans in
small baggie and add the poem.
JUST FOR FUN GIFTS
A Bag of Coal for you.
Santa checked is list once,
Then he checked his list twice,
And he found out you were naughty, not nice.. So if you''re good next year
And nice as can be,
You'll find presents, not coal, under your tree!! put some pieces of chunked up black licorice in a baggie and tie with red & green ribbon
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