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Novelty Recipes

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Cotton Ball - for when you sleep so you don't hear the highway noise Bar of Soap - to clean off the road dust
Sponge - to soak up all the rain so you don't have to drive in it Mounds - for the "mounds" of miles you drive Phone card - so you're never out of touch flashlight - so you're never in the dark
Hug & Kisses - when you just need a hug to make it thru the day Button - to remind you that sometime's you need to "button your lip" Starburst - to give you a burst of energy for those last miles before home
Paperclip - to hold it all together
Marbles - to replace the ones you lost on the road

Vacation Survival Kit

 

Tissue-for your tears when the motel is booked or for romantic sunsets

 

Paper bag-to hold treasures and in case of hyperventilation when you see the prices of souvenirs

 

Sponge-to soak up the sun, sand, snow, and memories

 

Feather-to remember to gently float through the vacation rather than racing

 

Ear plugs-to avoid the yelling or listening to the 7,000th singing of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

 

Quarter-someone always needs a quarter for something