To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At
the first
sign of "hot flashes" eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize
depression. The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be
left alone.
If you feel a headache coming on, eat the YELLOW one. The BLUE one reduces
bloating.
Directions: Take as needed. If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat
the whole
bag. Warning: May cause weight gain. (Attach this saying to a bag of M&M's)
Policeman Survival Kit
Lifesaver - to remind you tat that is what you are to many people Key - because you are the key to our safe community Safety Pin - to remind you of all the safety you provide Halo - because you are a saint to a lot of people Angel - So you will always have your guardian angel with you Gum - use this to get out of "sticky" situations