Pspelling Rewls

by Mike Bozart

The first set of spelling rules (from 2010-11) for psecret psociety are gathered into this 1600-word short story. A basic sentence grows stranger with every spelling permutation. Of the nine spelling rules presented, only one is 'etched in pstone'."Psharlene, wone kewl majikal ladie with eigh gnu psmartfone phrom the {anging psitie, psaw the phewlish pskewlboy eat eigh krimson toadstewl." Maybe it will encourage you to add one, too.More linguistic mayhem.