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HATSVILLE

This is the story of a very strange land where everything wears a hat; hats are in big demand. When you are there walking around, you will see hats all over town. There are hats that you will see just hanging on a tree. Hats are floating through the air and hats are even on a bear. There are hats of all colors you see, different sizes to and all hats are free. Do not visit Hatsville with out a hat. Why? You might ask. Well, you just don't do a thing like that. Even the animals in Hatsville wear a hat, just look at the hat on that old lady's cat. It's purple, yellow, and a little bit of green, the strangest thing that I have ever seen. There are hats on birds and hats on dogs, hats on flies and hats on frogs. In Hatsville, everything wears a hat everywhere they go, you can even see the garden where these hats grow. How do you grow hats you might ask yourselves? From little hat shaped seeds that are grown by elves. These seeds are magic and found only in Hatsville you see, and elves grow these hats to give away free. So, if you're ever in Hatsville looking for a hat, they come in all shapes and sizes, short, tall ,thin, and fat. If you're ever there just looking around, be careful where you walk, there are hats all over the ground. Hatsville cannot be found on a map, it is best found while taking a nap. So, go to bed and dream about that, but, don't be surprised if you wake up wearing a hat.

By Johnny Rabbit 09/24/07

 

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