An April Fools Day

by Mike Bozart

Agents 32 and 33 take a trip to Asheville to take in the Blackbird Blackbird show at the One Stop Deli and Bar. It's a nice evening of psychedelically infused folktronica. [sic] Afterwards, they discover that there is an April Fools' joke that they have all witnessed. Mr. Malloy: Not present Sex: No. Violence: No. Drug usage: Hinted at. Strangeness level: Low to moderate. Real-life accuracy: 89%. Ernie involvement: Strongly suspected. Approx. 1400 words