»Please listen to me closely, I’m going to tell you exactly, why the Bible was written up. The angel Penemue, nothing but an uptight preacher of morals couldn’t endure that man would enjoy all the wine, the singing and sex. And due to his very spirit and conception, books were written with the intention to serve the human children as a kind of proper behavior guide. Penemue wrote various stories, all of which he had made up. In order for people to lead a proper life, there are a lot of these nonsensical prohibitions included.«
»What prohibitions are you talking about?« I ask.
»In today’s world, that would mean: no drugs, no cigarettes, no alcohol.«
»So no intoxicants?«
»Exactly. And no sex before marriage. Sexual abstinence until marriage–what’s the point? The natural sex drive must be satisfied. Or am I looking at it the wrong way?«
»No, not at all«, I completely and enthusiastically agree and scratch my chin.
»C’mon, you would go for dirty sex tonight, wouldn’t you?«
Sex, sure. When it cannot be avoided, then well, some dirty sex, too.
»One night with Tina Ritsch, that’s what you have always dreamed of, right?«
Why only one night? Millions of nights. But hey, wait a moment, how can he know all that? Where does he know my Tina from?
»The main character in the New Testament, Jesus Christ, believe me, is pure invention, and all humans, that believe in the fairy tales about Jesus will be judged in the end and will be lost for all eternity. No, it is just the other way round, man will return to paradise anyway, just only the ones who ever believed in Christ. The humans who believe the nonsense of the Bible will rot in hell forever, along with that moralizer Penemue. Read this little book here and enjoy life! It’s Party-time! Just fuck shit up, party all the way and party hard, enjoy all orgies, everything is allowed! Be happy, you don’t need any savior! Just don’t believe in any Christ! For Christ’s sake! He never ever existed anyway!«
He hands a little ragged, black book over to me. I open it and start to read.