Think of it. Nary a wizard, hobbit, or vampire. Not even a talking dragon. What a burn. But herein waits ambrosia for the lover of great prose, insightful cynicism, and fecund imagination. Everything, dude, doesn't have to be about questing pubescent anti-heroes. So drop that skateboard, set aside that light saber and... Emigrate. Oh, yeah. Then call your friends and tell ’EM all who set you straight.