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Thirteen

Television. Odd really. Sixty different channels to choose from and I watch Lee Majors in The Fall Guy.

I remember I used to fancy his sidekick, Howie.

Looking at him now he’s a dweeb (for want of a better word). God my tastes have changed. I used to love watching clichéd crap such as The Love Boat but now I can’t watch it for more than five minutes without wanting to throw a used tampon at the telly and pretend they’ve all been shot in the head.

That’s a lie actually, I still enjoy it. Sad isn’t it. The theme tune’s the best.. ‘Love, life’s sweetest reward, let it float, it floats back to you’.

Oh if only that wasn’t a pile of old horseshit.

I cry a lot. I don’t know why.