This short story is for every man and woman who, at some point in their life, have found themselves in THE worst relationship ever. If there were a book on how not to let someone treat you, then this could be it. In fact, my memoirs could make a great self-help guide to finding the perfect relationship. Basically, read what I did and then do the exact opposite. Oh, and by the way, if you have ever tried dieting I can also give you some ‘do the opposite’ tips.