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â€œStop right there Cob!â€ he yelled as he shot up towards them, â€œI am sick of this nonsense!â€
he said as he moved and grabbed the gorillaâ€Ÿs foot from Cobâ€Ÿs hand, dragging it away.
â€œWhat are you doing?â€ Ob wondered aloud, almost crying.
â€œShut up Ob!â€ he replied as he dumped the dead primate into the bushes, and walked back
into the clearing.
â€œYou know how hard it is to catch that meat!â€ Cob asked him seriously.
â€œDo I look like I care?â€ he asked him as he approached,
â€œYou!â€ Cob said miserably while pointing at him,
â€œWhat?â€ the Wildman replied seriously, dismissing his â€žthreat,â€Ÿ â€œI am going to teach you
clowns how to make real food!â€ he said as he angrily walked past between them.
â€œBut we like the stew?â€ Ob said sadly,
â€œWhatever! We are cooking, my way!â€
â€œI cannot believe this?â€ Ob complained,
â€œGorilla stew is nice?â€ Bob admired,
â€œShut up and grab that spoon!â€ the Wildman instructed while going for the skinned deer.
The other trolls watched as he dragged it next to the pot, which they had already put on top of the
â€œFirst thing you do is remove the skin!â€ the Wildman started.
â€œBut itâ€Ÿs got no skin?â€ Cob asked genuinely,
â€œWe just removed it!â€ he shouted it at him,
â€œBut you said first thing-â€
â€œAfter you just captured it---before you cut it up and cook it damn you!â€ he interrupted him
with the answer, before proceeding, â€œand you do not start by cooking the legs!â€ he shouted it to
â€œIt makes the best stew?â€ Cob replied with open hands,
â€œBest stew my buttocks! Next thing you do is cut off the head and the legs!â€ he stressed.
â€œThe legs?â€ Bob wondered,
â€œWe are not throwing em! We are going to roast em, later!â€ he informed him as he
proceeded to separate the head and the legs from the carcass.
â€œOkay,â€ he resumed after completion, â€œnow we remove the insides.â€
â€œOb says they add flavor?â€ Cob informed him.
â€œFuck Ob!â€ the Wildman replied, after which he proceeded to remove the intestines,
â€œYouâ€Ÿre spoiling the flavor, Iâ€Ÿm telling you,â€ Ob commented as he watched.
â€œI tried to warn him?â€ Cob added,
â€œShut up and watch,â€ the Wildman said while cutting out the intestines and throwing them
aside, â€œnow, you cut the meat up into pieces,â€
â€œBut it has no sweet parts left?â€ Bob observed,
â€œSay that after itâ€Ÿs cooked, grab the knives and help me, come on?â€ he instructed.
â€œWhatever,â€ Cob said as he got down and helped him cut it up into big pieces, which they
threw into the hot pot as the others watched.