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A Quarrel About an Heiress
Love may be felt for any young lady endowed with such qualities as Miss Swartz
possessed; and a great dream of ambition entered into old Mr. Osborne's soul, which she
was to realize. He encouraged, with the utmost enthusiasm and friendliness, his
daughters' amiable attachment to the young heiress, and protested that it gave him the
sincerest pleasure as a father to see the love of his girls so well disposed.
"You won't find," he would say to Miss Rhoda, "that splendour and rank to which you are
accustomed at the West End, my dear Miss, at our humble mansion in Russell Square.
My daughters are plain, disinterested girls, but their hearts are in the right place, and
they've conceived an attachment for you which does them honour--I say, which does
them honour. I'm a plain, simple, humble British merchant--an honest one, as my
respected friends Hulker and Bullock will vouch, who were the correspondents of your
late lamented father. You'll find us a united, simple, happy, and I think I may say
respected, family--a plain table, a plain people, but a warm welcome, my dear Miss
Rhoda--Rhoda, let me say, for my heart warms to you, it does really. I'm a frank man,
and I like you. A glass of Champagne! Hicks, Champagne to Miss Swartz."
There is little doubt that old Osborne believed all he said, and that the girls were quite
earnest in their protestations of affection for Miss Swartz. People in Vanity Fair fasten on
to rich folks quite naturally. If the simplest people are disposed to look not a little kindly
on great Prosperity (for I defy any member of the British public to say that the notion of
Wealth has not something awful and pleasing to him; and you, if you are told that the
man next you at dinner has got half a million, not to look at him with a certain interest)--
if the simple look benevolently on money, how much more do your old worldlings regard
it! Their affections rush out to meet and welcome money. Their kind sentiments awaken
spontaneously towards the interesting possessors of it. I know some respectable people
who don't consider themselves at liberty to indulge in friendship for any individual who
has not a certain competency, or place in society. They give a loose to their feelings on
proper occasions. And the proof is, that the major part of the Osborne family, who had
not, in fifteen years, been able to get up a hearty regard for Amelia Sedley, became as
fond of Miss Swartz in the course of a single evening as the most romantic advocate of
friendship at first sight could desire.
What a match for George she'd be (the sisters and Miss Wirt agreed), and how much
better than that insignificant little Amelia! Such a dashing young fellow as he is, with his
good looks, rank, and accomplishments, would be the very husband for her. Visions of
balls in Portland Place, presentations at Court, and introductions to half the peerage, filled
the minds of the young ladies; who talked of nothing but George and his grand
acquaintances to their beloved new friend.