The Warriors Guide 2007 HTML version
The Warriors Guide 2007
First off let me say sorry, sorry
that you are a feeble excuse of a
human being. If I have offended you
then maybe you should stop reading
and shovel some more pizza and beer
into you mouth.
I am not here to sweet talk you; I
don’t care if you love me or hate
me. I am here to train you as a
Modern Day Warrior, fit for the
challenges of the 21st Century.
Still here? Good let’s go…..
I have been training for about 10 years, and I have seen every
fitness gadget you can imagine and I have used them all too. Every
month there is a new gadget launched that according to the hype
promises to ‘build the best body of your life, faster than ever
I am fed up with all the so called ‘Fitness Gurus’ with the fake
tans, and the so called athletic bodies that they allegedly got
from using product XYZ.
What I am going to teach you in this site is how to achieve a
functional and athletic body. I can’t promise you that in 12 weeks
you will look like a Hollywood Alister or a ProWrestler, but you
will be a lot stronger, fitter and more confident than ever
I can hear some of you feeble readers moaning ‘I want short cuts’
or ‘I want the secrets to a life with 6% body fat’. Well my lard
laden friends, if that’s what you want then go and check out ‘Burn
book for $40.
Anyway, I should be down to the serious people by now. I will get
rid of the other dreamers later.