The Retro Express HTML version
Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the Retro Express!
My name is “Ramblin” I will be your guide on this trip, and if you have any
questions along the way, feel free to ask. If I do not know the answer I will
make something up. OK? ( I hope everybody laughs) Also I want to introduce
you to our Master computer, “Reggie” Say hello to the people “Reggie”!
Hello to all of you! and my name is “Reginald” not “Reggie” just for
the record. I am prepared to answer all your questions correctly.
Now if all of you will fasten your seat belts, we will be on our way.
This particular trip will take about 10 seconds. I know that seems like a long
time in this day and age, but if you stop to think about it our destination is not
just around the corner. (come on people, smile!!)
Why is it your shoes do not touch the floor like everybody else’s ?