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The Golden Branch
ONCE upon a time there was a King who was so morose and disagreeable that he was
feared by all his subjects, and with good reason, as for the most trifling offences he would
have their heads cut off. This King Grumpy, as he was called, had one son, who was as
different from his father as he could possibly be. No prince equalled him in cleverness
and kindness of heart, but unfortunately he was most terribly ugly. He had crooked legs
and squinting eyes, a large mouth all on one side, and a hunchback. Never was there a
beautiful soul in such a frightful little body, but in spite of his appearance everybody
loved him. The Queen, his mother, called him Curlicue, because it was a name she rather
liked, and it seemed to suit him.
King Grumpy, who cared a great deal more for his own grandeur than for his son's
happiness, wished to betroth the Prince to the daughter of a neighbouring King, whose
great estates joined his own, for he thought that this alliance would make him more
powerful than ever, and as for the Princess she would do very well for Prince Curlicue,
for she was as ugly as himself. Indeed, though she was the most amiable creature in the
world, there was no concealing the fact that she was frightful, and so lame that she
always went about with a crutch, and people called her Princess Cabbage-Stalk.
The King, having asked for and received a portrait of this Princess, had it placed in his
great hall under a canopy, and sent for Prince Curlicue, to whom he said that as this was
the portrait of his future bride, he hoped the Prince found it charming.
The Prince after one glance at it turned away with a disdainful air, which greatly offended
his father.
`Am I to understand that you are not pleased?' he said very sharply.
`No, sire,' replied the Prince. `How could I be pleased to marry an ugly, lame Princess?'
`Certainly it is becoming in YOU to object to that,' said King Grumpy, `since you are
ugly enough to frighten anyone yourself.'
`That is the very reason,' said the Prince, `that I wish to marry someone who is not ugly. I
am quite tired enough of seeing myself.'
`I tell you that you shall marry her,' cried King Grumpy angrily.
And the Prince, seeing that it was of no use to remonstrate, bowed and retired.
As King Grumpy was not used to being contradicted in anything, he was very much
displeased with his son, and ordered that he should be imprisoned in the tower that was
kept on purpose for rebellious Princes, but had not been used for about two hundred
years, because there had not been any. The Prince thought all the rooms looked strangely
old-fashioned, with their antique furniture, but as there was a good library he was
pleased, for he was very fond of reading, and he soon got permission to have as many
books as he liked. But when he looked at them he found that they were written in a