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THE PROHIBITION
OF SNOW-BOARDING

Students--whether you ski or try snowboarding-- Did you ever notice the high drop-out rate among beginning snow-boarders? That's because you also have to learn the mountain and the snow--even where snowboarding is legal, skiing should be the prerequisite. Besides the ski-school fubar it's caused, find out about:

The Great Terrain Robbery
by snowboarders from skiers
Why SnowBoarding Is a Crime
at several major ski areas. . . and against the Laws of Nature
How SnowBoarders Have Infected Skiers
with Terrain-Park 'N-Trax' & 'D-Trax'
The Ski Industry's Reformation
& MissInformation
that most-irresistible seductive non-polish beauty

It was a rustling job, where the Clantons and McLaurys rusĀ­tled skateboarders up from the cities . . . and branded them snowboarders. Finally one man, GARY HEINS, lone ski-boy of the SWINGIN' G WINTER RANGE, spills the beans and tells the truth. With Wyatt Earp confidence, and the support of dime-novelist Ned Buntline, he's the only U.S. SKI TEACHER brave enough to see to The Enforcement of True Downhill Skiing.

Skiers & Teachers-- Admit it: some of you wouldn't be caught dead on a snowboard--you're just being polite when you don't talk about it in mixed company. Finally, this book tells, in a most entertaining manner, with Border Patrol, Fun Control, and Turn Marshal corruption, what the purist skiers and best teachers have been thinking all along.

GARY HEINS

DOWNHILL SKIING It's your turn to ride the high lift