Not a member?     Existing members login below:

Humor Ebooks

The Nicest Guy and His Lonely Penis

Downloads: 11266         Pages: 28

Published: 3 years ago

Rating: Rated: 35 times Rate It

  • 1 star
  • 2 stars
  • 3 stars
  • 4 stars
  • 5 stars

Author:

Book Description HTML  |   Report this book

This isn't your average self-help book filled with good news and inspirational tales nudging you toward your soul mate. This is reality, folks, and it's funny as hell. Enjoy this collection of essays from Phil's numerous works detailing the relationship disasters that have him considering a third cat. WARNING: Adult language, themes, and sexual humor.

Sherree Scarlott

Here you will find laugh out loud stories about dating in your forties and beyond. The subject matter and lauguage is for mature adults with a sense of humor, so if you are easily offended this probably won't be your cup of tea. If you like to laugh, get ready to explain to those sitting nearby what's so funny.


Eva Powell

This book is hilarious! The author is so witty that I recommended it to several of my very witty friends that also appreciate it. Good job!


Morab

very crude. but damn funny.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Phil Torcivia

Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Symon, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (wine) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."

Author's Social Media:   Twitter Account |FB Profile

You may also like...

  • New Rock - Sampler The First 11 Chapters
    New Rock - Sampler The First 11 Chapters Free Previews by Ryan Herrin
    New Rock - Sampler The First 11 Chapters
    New Rock - Sampler The First 11 Chapters

    Reads:
    4

    Pages:
    90

    Published:
    Aug 2015

    This sampler contains the first 11 chapters of New Rock by Ryan Herrin Sex, Drugs, Rock Radio... New Rock is a new adult novel that deals with the decisions t...

    Formats: PDF

  • Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Hot Chick) - Volume 1
    Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Hot Chick) - Volume 1 Humor by L.A.Immanuel
    Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Hot Chick) - Volume 1
    Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Hot Chick) - Volume 1

    Reads:
    410

    Pages:
    40

    Published:
    Aug 2015

    Three Men in a Boat (To say nothing of the Hot Chick) is a new take on the classic written by Jerome K. Jerome.The story is set in the 21st century, exploring...

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle

  • One Bad Gig
    One Bad Gig Humor by David Smith
    One Bad Gig
    One Bad Gig

    Reads:
    408

    Pages:
    328

    Published:
    Jun 2015

    Can one man change the face of the road pop music in the sleepy town of Fairton using just two rookie karaoke singers and an iPod? No he can’t, but we’ll have...

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle, TXT

  • Swansea Sound
    Swansea Sound Humor by Geoffrey Clarke
    Swansea Sound
    Swansea Sound

    Reads:
    183

    Pages:
    101

    Published:
    Jun 2015

    This novel is a work of ‘faction’, that means it is a combination of fact and fiction. The protagonist Watkin Davies, Mervyn Jenkins, Watkin’s wife Diane, Cl...

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle

Remove