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My Unwilling Neighbor
I was about twenty-five years old when I began life as the owner of a vineyard in western
Virginia. I bought a large tract of land, the greater part of which lay upon the sloping side
of one of the foot-hills of the Blue Ridge, the exposure being that most favorable to the
growth of the vine. I am an enthusiastic lover of the country and of country life, and
believed that I should derive more pleasure as well as profit from the culture of my far-
stretching vineyard than I would from ordinary farm operations.
I built myself a good house of moderate size upon a little plateau on the higher part of my
estate. Sitting in my porch, smoking my pipe after the labors of the day, I could look
down over my vineyard into a beautiful valley, with here and there a little curling smoke
arising from some of the few dwellings which were scattered about among the groves and
spreading fields, and above this beauty I could imagine all my hillside clothed in green
My family consisted of myself alone. It is true that I expected some day that there would
be others in my house besides myself, but I was not ready for this yet.
During the summer I found it very pleasant to live by myself. It was a novelty, and I
could arrange and manage everything in my own fashion, which was a pleasure I had not
enjoyed when I lived in my father's house. But when winter came I found it very lonely.
Even my servants lived in a cabin at some little distance, and there were many dark and
stormy evenings when the company even of a bore would have been welcome to me.
Sometimes I walked over to the town and visited my friends there, but this was not
feasible on stormy nights, and the winter seemed to me a very long one.
But spring came, outdoor operations began, and for a few weeks I felt again that I was
all-sufficient for my own pleasure and comfort. Then came a change. One of those
seasons of bad and stormy weather which so frequently follow an early spring settled
down upon my spirits and my hillside. It rained, it was cold, fierce winds blew, and I
became more anxious for somebody to talk to than I had been at any time during the
One night, when a very bad storm was raging, I went to bed early, and as I lay awake I
revolved in my mind a scheme of which I had frequently thought before. I would build a
neat little house on my grounds, not very far away from my house, but not too near, and I
would ask Jack Brandiger to come there and live. Jack was a friend of mine who was
reading law in the town, and it seemed to me that it would be much more pleasant, and
even more profitable, to read law on a pretty hillside overlooking a charming valley, with
woods and mountains behind and above him, where he could ramble to his heart's
I had thought of asking Jack to come and live with me, but this idea I soon dismissed. I
am a very particular person, and Jack was not. He left his pipes about in all sorts of