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Twittclass #22

 

“Women - learn not to moan about the toilet seat being left up. Men don’t moan about it being left down.”

Anon June 2012

 

 

You say I’m the best,

With a hairy great chest,

And a smile that could talk the sun down.

 

So when’er you sprinkle,

For the next time I tinkle,

Don’t leave the bloody seat down!