“When using a mobile on public transport to plot a novel be careful what you say about disposing of bodies.”
Peter Barns 2012
The train pulled out, I settled down,
To have a nice long nap.
But was dismayed by cousin John,
The noisy little chap.
His mobile was turned far to high,
And made a noise so queer.
I pulled in from his pudgy hand
And rammed it in his ear.