Outlandish New Ways to Punish Strangers HTML version

‚Of course.?
‚Lemme hear you say it.?
‚I promise.?
‚What does that mean??
‚Like, ‘Once upon a dream,’? which is how Lizzy starts every make believe story
she tells, ‚or, ‘happily forender after.’?
‚It’s forever, sweetie. ‘They live happily forever after.’?
‚Oh. Promise forender and ender?? she says again, unaware that it isn’t the same
as what I had said.
‚I do, sweetie. Anything,? I say. ‚Anything. Forender and ender.?