I Tied an Onion to My Belt

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"I tied an onion to my belt. I tied a knot. I'm tongue-tied and terrified. Then I tied an onion to my belt." The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine produces some funny little 'poems'! This book has a collection of them.

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