Cowardly Frank

Author:

Downloads: 2650

Pages: 129

Published: 4 years ago

Rating: Rated: 25 times Rate It

  • 1 star
  • 2 stars
  • 3 stars
  • 4 stars
  • 5 stars
Book Description HTML

"Awesome book, highly entertaining!" Frank lives with his slightly unhinged Mum. She is convinced that the world is full of things that are out to get her, like tree dangling hippos, fence pixies, marauding ninjas and thousands of other terrible sounding creatures. Frank has been listening to her rant for so long that his head has gotten all swollen and his eyes bulgy and he's more of a coward than any other boy alive. One day a tall, dark looming man stops him on the way back from the shops and scares him half to death, starting a terrifying series of events that have him meeting ghosts, gnomes, vampires and the most horrible creatures ever to walk the Earth... The Bindlebaums. How will his big head handle the adventure? Will it pop? Will he save his friend from the hellish mountain of the Bindlebaums?? WARNING: I am a writer, a pretty decent one, but an editor I am not. So, if you'd be so kind, please overlook any minor typing hiccups. Thank you.

Gridknightt

An enjoyable read. The imagination of the author drew me into a world long ago...childhood. Adventure, fears, hopes, and dreams were all present in a quest to do battle against the "boogie man." Little known facts about creatures like ghosts, gnomes, and vampires are fed to the reader. Bursts of "ah ha" moments clarify some of life's mysteries which, though (probably) not true, made sense in a humorous nonsensical way.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Rufus Offor

Artist, furniture maker, business owner, writing, thinker, with a history of slightly wayward behaviour.

Author's Social Media:   FB Profile

Other books by author...

  • The Dastardly Mr Winkle Meets His Match
    The Dastardly Mr Winkle Meets His Match Fiction by Rufus Offor
    The Dastardly Mr Winkle Meets His Match
    The Dastardly Mr Winkle Meets His Match

    Reads:
    2856

    Pages:
    499

    Published:
    Jan 2013

    Imagine a deeply miserable Fox Mulder with a potent distain for the even remotely strange, a hell of a lot of gin, super powers, and violent tendencies on a g...

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle, TXT

You may also like...

  • A  Book of Smiles
    A Book of Smiles Humor by Jyotsna Lal
    A Book of Smiles
    A  Book of Smiles

    Reads:
    27

    Pages:
    136

    Published:
    May 2017

    A Book of Funny Stories, Humour, Sattire.

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle

  • Ezaarem
    Ezaarem Humor by Vinod Modha
    Ezaarem
    Ezaarem

    Reads:
    52

    Pages:
    60

    Published:
    Mar 2017

    What could possibly go wrong when a cruel and selfish king, King Chhotu The Cheater, plans a surprise attack on a neighbouring kingdom? A supremely rich and i...

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle

  • Bird of Prey
    Bird of Prey Humor by Steven Ryan
    Bird of Prey
    Bird of Prey

    Reads:
    536

    Pages:
    363

    Published:
    Feb 2017

    Animal Farm meets Monty Python in this social satire set in post Brexit Britain. A giant seagull in a seaside town takes a disliking to the local cats and emb...

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle, TXT

  • Disgraced in all of Koala Bay
    Disgraced in all of Koala Bay Drama by Mark Lawson
    Disgraced in all of Koala Bay
    Disgraced in all of Koala Bay

    Reads:
    631

    Pages:
    164

    Published:
    Oct 2016

    The only job Miles Black can get in journalism is on a obscure suburban weekly, but he is determined to turn into a newspaper and win his dream girl.

    Formats: PDF, Epub, Kindle