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Some people are born to be heroes. Some people earn it
through years of trying. Allow me to introduce you to three
likely lads who had heroism strangely dropped on their heads.
Please enjoy the first adventures of Nicholas (Nick)
Godfrey, Stuart, (Stu) Wilson, and Peter Harris (Spock). Three
unattached, English, horny, mid thirty-year-old lads on holiday,
as they almost battle against evil forces, almost rescue damsels in
distress and almost save a country from total destruction.
They definitely do however, drink copious amounts of
amber fluid and have lots of horizontal fun. The story is set
mostly in the amazing city of Pattaya, located on the Eastern
Seaboard of Thailand. Lush green palm trees, crystal clear
waters, warm golden sand and herds of buffalo wandering
aimlessly over grassy meadows, you won’t find there. However,
chrome pole molesters, Go-Go dancers, ogling dens, cheap
amber fluid and beautiful, accommodating women more than
make up for it.
Follow their hilarious antics through the many stages of
intoxication; from ‘juiced’ through ‘spannered’ and ‘shitfaced’ up
to the ultimate stage of being totally ‘wankered’, as they
unknowingly enter into a chase between good and evil for the
recovery of an ancient holy relic. Enter into a diverse culture of
South East Asian people, whose attitudes, traditions, and lives,
have, and always will, remain a mystery to the Western world.
So, unless you like stories about buffaloes, please read on and
enjoy Siam Storm, an absolute must read survival guide for
anyone travelling to ‘The Land of Smiles’.