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10. The Law-Writer
On the eastern borders of Chancery Lane, that is to say, more particularly in Cook's
Court, Cursitor Street, Mr. Snagsby, law- stationer, pursues his lawful calling. In the
shade of Cook's Court, at most times a shady place, Mr. Snagsby has dealt in all sorts
of blank forms of legal process; in skins and rolls of parchment; in paper--foolscap, brief,
draft, brown, white, whitey- brown, and blotting; in stamps; in office-quills, pens, ink,
India- rubber, pounce, pins, pencils, sealing-wax, and wafers; in red tape and green
ferret; in pocket-books, almanacs, diaries, and law lists; in string boxes, rulers,
inkstands--glass and leaden--pen-knives, scissors, bodkins, and other small office-
cutlery; in short, in articles too numerous to mention, ever since he was out of his time
and went into partnership with Peffer. On that occasion, Cook's Court was in a manner
revolutionized by the new inscription in fresh paint, PEFFER AND SNAGSBY,
displacing the time-honoured and not easily to be deciphered legend PEFFER only. For
smoke, which is the London ivy, had so wreathed itself round Peffer's name and clung
to his dwelling-place that the affectionate parasite quite overpowered the parent tree.
Peffer is never seen in Cook's Court now. He is not expected there, for he has been
recumbent this quarter of a century in the churchyard of St. Andrews, Holborn, with the
waggons and hackney- coaches roaring past him all the day and half the night like one
great dragon. If he ever steal forth when the dragon is at rest to air himself again in
Cook's Court until admonished to return by the crowing of the sanguine cock in the
cellar at the little dairy in Cursitor Street, whose ideas of daylight it would be curious to
ascertain, since he knows from his personal observation next to nothing about it--if
Peffer ever do revisit the pale glimpses of Cook's Court, which no law-stationer in the
trade can positively deny, he comes invisibly, and no one is the worse or wiser.
In his lifetime, and likewise in the period of Snagsby's "time" of seven long years, there
dwelt with Peffer in the same law- stationering premises a niece--a short, shrewd niece,
something too violently compressed about the waist, and with a sharp nose like a sharp
autumn evening, inclining to be frosty towards the end. The Cook's Courtiers had a
rumour flying among them that the mother of this niece did, in her daughter's childhood,
moved by too jealous a solicitude that her figure should approach perfection, lace her
up every morning with her maternal foot against the bed-post for a stronger hold and
purchase; and further, that she exhibited internally pints of vinegar and lemon-juice,
which acids, they held, had mounted to the nose and temper of the patient. With
whichsoever of the many tongues of Rumour this frothy report originated, it either never
reached or never influenced the ears of young Snagsby, who, having wooed and won
its fair subject on his arrival at man's estate, entered into two partnerships at once. So
now, in Cook's Court, Cursitor Street, Mr. Snagsby and the niece are one; and the niece
still cherishes her figure, which, however tastes may differ, is unquestionably so far
precious that there is mighty little of it.
Mr. and Mrs. Snagsby are not only one bone and one flesh, but, to the neighbours'
thinking, one voice too. That voice, appearing to proceed from Mrs. Snagsby alone, is