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Mrs Ethel Gullible has just bought a pair of 3D glasses
and swears that they have made her life immeasurably
“Not only does it feel like things are right in front of me,
I can actually reach out and touch them,” she said last
night. “They’re amazing. I didn’t realise we could get 3D
in the real world, just like in the movies,”
Mrs Gullible was sold the spectacles by Jim Shady, who
has a string of convictions for fraud, but he denies that this is another one of his cons. “Mrs Gullible is happy
with the results and that’s all that matters to me,” he commented. “The customer is always right and I stand by
Mrs Gullible’s right to see in 3D as a citizen of the free world.”