The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued

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A Fictional Review of an Imaginary Flop

Beware; this review contains transient spoilers of nothingness. Unrequested, this book was strongly suggested to me by an income challenged writer with whom I am awkwardly somewhat familiar through my brief interlude at the internationally expanding, stay-at-home-pastime, commonly referred to as Goofreads. Apparently, it was recommended to me as the result of my offhand, socially banal and intended to be meaningless comment regarding her work as “awesome,” which the author interpreted or chose to interpret as excellent. I have purchased this book for $11.99 plus tax and intend to do an honest review; even if the result is later to be determined as trolling. I have no financial interest in its future royalties; if any.

Blurring invisible lines, the one called Reader, presumably the Writer in this case, I perused the establishment’s fashionable new book section. The book in question was not an official member of any of the fleeting, various and sundry top ten lists, and thereby sat in a bin devoid of number; that word applicable in all five of the Merriam defined possibilities.

It was openly displayed and one could not help but take notice of it; evidenced by the dirty fingerprints highlighted even in the most indirect of lights. As a lover of content and words I