The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

CHAPTER I

In Which

We Are Introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh

and Some Bees,

and the Stories Begin

Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn't. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh.

When I first heard his name, I said, just as you are going to say, "But I thought he was a boy?"

"So did I," said Christopher Robin.

"Then you can't call him Winnie?"

"I don't."

"But you said ‘He's Winnie-ther-Pooh.’ Don't you know what 'ther' means?"