The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued

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that. They censor everything nowadays. But, like okay, let’s get real. I put it down and now I’m relying on my trust in you. Things are reciprocal or they are not. So, I want you reviewers to say that you’ve read the next book I turn out, if I ever get the time to edit the last 200 pathetic pages. It’s called “Blasé Eight.” It’s a confusing, long assed piece of stupid shit which makes quantum mechanics seem to be sophistry, or not. ........ No value judgements. Nowhumsayin? If you do, please inform moi, as to what that is in your section of the multiverse. I’d like the small courtesy of you saying the eloquent equivalent of the putdown with one little star on there somewhere. See, ‘cause then I’m gonna take a hold of my old lady and we’re gonna trip out into one of the parallel worlds in which your reviews are top notch, five stars and superlatives on the shit, and you got your millions of followers to pay for the fuckin’ mess. Dig? Yeah, negotiation is always an option. You can have the movie rights on the next one. Hey, you know damn well that the best indication of commercial value is what the last one did. Come on, man. I need this one. See, I ain’t one of those greedy ass muthas. If you would just say how awful it is, then Diane and me can get to Carmel and we can spend the rest of our lives in great weather hangin’ with the stars.