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The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued
Page 54
Since the eighteen year old female did not know anyone who did not sport a green Mohawk, wear earrings, display tatoos or carry a boom box, she sauntered over slowly and said; “I don’t know who the fuck you think you are; but you’re a rude old man; and I want to hear a polite please.”
He was a little smashed, threw the book at the potted ficus tree and said “Bullshit.”
“Let me tell ya’ about the real old west. Let me bore you for the next six or seven minutes with what I got to make this thing either meaningful or a total loss. I don’t want any middling shit. You know what I mean?”
“Yeah. As a matter of fact I was just tellin’ my agent that .............”
“Right on, brother. Okay. So can I impose on you to ......”
Taking a cue from Sam, I cut him off and said; “You should know by now that you don’t have to ask, man. I’d love to hear it. Just be aware that I might say something derogatory.”
“Goes without saying. That nicey-nicey shit is for the flouncing, insecure rookies and it doesn’t do anybody any good anyway.”