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The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued

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The Attack of the Bots

Francis dreams of a frozen pizza factory worker crushed to death by a robotic machine in a terrible accident.

"Life saving measures were attempted," the West Milwaukee Police Department said in a statement

D’Andre Jefferson, 45, reportedly died while working at a Palermo's Pizza manufacturing facility on Wednesday, September 17th.

The employee was crushed by a robotic machine, according to reports citing the Milwaukee County Medical Examiner's Office,

A Palermo's Pizza employee said that workers were sent home for the day following Jefferson's death.

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) was contacted about the incident, which remains under investigation.

Rebecca Schmilke, a spokesperson for Palermo's Pizza, said in a statement issued on Wednesday that "The tragic accident that took an employee's life earlier today is a terrible incident that is being fully investigated. And there is absolutely no truth in the scandalous rumor circulating, that D’Andre is now part of 1,000 frozen pizzas. ....... The lack of a body is due