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The Bureau of Dreams to be Continued

Page 244

Jack Benny: “Well, all right then. I have an important appointment soon. Just polish my shoes.”

Rochester: “Yassuh, Missah Binny. Yassuh. Ah jus luvs dat polishin. Mmmmnnn. Mmmmnnn. Mmmmnnn.”

The audience laughed.

Jack Benny: “After that you can wash the car.”

Rochester: “Ooooh, Missah Binny. Yu be one mean man. I’s so tard, yu workin’ me so hahd.”

Jack Benny: “Have you been eating your Grape Nuts Flakes?”

Rochester: “No suh, Missah Binny. I’s gots no tahm fo brekfas wid all dese jobs.”

Jack Benny: “Rochester; it’s not the jobs; it’s that you lack the energy to do them.”

Rochester: “Ah doan know, Missah Binny. Ah be ow rite wid dese shoes heah. Mmmmnnn. Mmmmnnn. Mmmmnnn. Ah jus luvs dat polishin. Smell be so good.”

The audience laughed.

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