Sudetenland Tales by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Sudetenland Tales

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Another Gelsinger Affair

Francine, who called herself Mindy, ostensibly in a vain attempt for the common to be seen as facetiously common, was an incompetent female writer who flourished on an internet that accepted most anything if one finds the right site. Ending every banality with her signature; “A good time was had by all,” she chanced upon Arthur Gelsinger. Art was the operator of a little used website which “published” crap everyone else rejected, in his attempt to meet and provide “favor” to otherwise unwanted assholes, of any gender.

It was a match made in a jew’s conception of heaven.

You see, Arthur didn’t even take the trouble to establish the junk site he renamed as “HST,” instead wangling it from an Australian sand blaster who had grown bored with flouncing around in pantyhose and making no money for it.

Mindy, sans forgotten Mork, for her part, thought that she had to provocatively seduce desperate Arthur to get her shit “published.” More importantly, her plan was to engage Arthur, and then sue him, claiming that he required sexual favors to publish her.